Airdate: February 11, 2023 Source: Crunchyroll Transcribers: Versaphile and TBD
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Table of Contents
Summary
Vash and Wolfwood board the massive Sandsteamer vessel to travel to their final destination, JuLai. Yet again, they are ambushed by a hail of gunfire, but this time, it’s someone Wolfwood knows. (TVDB)
Executioner
Flashback,Fugitive
Forgive me!
Flashback,Fugitive
Ha! So that’s all for you, executioner.
Flashback,Fugitive
Y-You monster…
This Is Where We Check Out
Radio Host
The authorities have not yet been able to track down
Radio Host
the plant thief terrorizing the region.
Radio Host
Even red plants scheduled for disposal are being taken,
Radio Host
suggesting the culprit behind the spree isn’t well-versed in plant technology.
Meryl
You guys fight over candy or something?
Radio Host
The JuLai government continues its search for the key witnesses.
Radio Host
The man named Vash—
Roberto
You can take the Sand Steamer from the port up ahead to get to JuLai.
Meryl
Are we leaving the car behind?
Roberto
This is where we check out.
Meryl
What?
Roberto
We need to return to headquarters. Gotta write up our article.
Meryl
But…
Roberto
You’re fine with that, right?
The Humpback
Humpback PA
Last call for boarding.
Humpback PA
All passengers, please complete boarding procedures
Humpback PA
and head to the boarding gate.
Humpback PA
If you have not yet completed boarding procedures,
Humpback PA
please speak to an attendant immediately.
Humpback PA
Thank you for your cooperation in keeping us on schedule.
Wolfwood
I though you guys were buddies.
Humpback PA
Please note that this is both a cargo and passenger ship.
Vash
No way.
Wolfwood
No? How cold.
Humpback PA
Thank you for traveling via Sand Steamer today.
Worth Risking Our Lives
Meryl
I don’t understand!
Roberto
Didn’t think you would.
Meryl
How can we let the Humanoid Typhoon get away?
Roberto
He’s too much trouble.
Roberto
What kind of monster looks the same for twenty years?
Meryl
Are you scared?
Roberto
Say what you will.
Roberto
We’re writing for a tabloid. Nothing worth risking our lives over.
Meryl
Then it’s okay if we’re not risking our lives?
Roberto
You’re such a…
I’m Your Babysitter
Humpback PA
Thank you for boarding the Humpback,
Humpback PA
bound to cross the Great Sand Ocean.
Humpback PA
This ship is one of the largest Sand Steamers on Noman’s Land.
Humpback PA
Our plant is one of the most powerful in the world,
Humpback PA
meaning safety and peace of mind for our passengers.
Humpback PA
Our destination is the third city of JuLai on the other side of the Great Sand Ocean.
Humpback PA
Please sit back and enjoy the voyage.
Vash
What’s your endgame?
Wolfwood
Huh?
Vash
You’re following me around.
Wolfwood
I’m your babysitter.
Wolfwood
You’re a spoiled brat who can’t even kill bad guys.
Wolfwood
You should be thanking me.
Vash
You don’t get to choose who lives and dies.
Wolfwood
Still going on about that?
Male passenger
Let’s have tea over there.
Female passenger
Sure.
Vash
Don’t you have something you want to protect more than anything else, too?
Wolfwood
Enough already.
Wolfwood
The only reason you’ve survived this long is because other people died instead.
Vash
That’s not what I mean, and you know it.
Wolfwood
What? I don’t get you at all.
Wolfwood
All I hear is more talk.
Wolfwood
If you can’t even wipe your own ass, any point you try to make is…
Wolfwood
Run, Needle-noggin!
Wolfwood
What gives?
Wolfwood
What are you doing here…
Title
#06 Once Upon a Time in Hopeland
Crybaby Livio
Wolfwood
Livio?
Text
Everyone! Here’s a new friend!
Text
His name is Livio.
Text
Mommy… Daddy…
Text
Oh, here you are.
Text
The name’s Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
Text
You’re finally smiling, crybaby Livio.
Text
What are you brats doing?!
Scene
Wolfwood
Stop, Livio! Don’t kill him!
Soldier 6-A
Is this the reported location?
Soldier 6-G
Don’t move!
Soldier 6-A
Drop your weapon!
Soldier 6-B
What are you doing?! Resist and we’ll shoot!
Vash
Don’t come over here!
Soldier 6-A
Hey! You, too! Drop your weapons!
Soldier 6-A
What are you doing?!
Soldier 6-A
Answer me!
Let This Go
Roberto
Wh-Wh-Whoa! Watch it!
Roberto
You trying to get fired in your first year?
Meryl
I get it.
Roberto
The repair costs alone would–
Meryl
I get it. I’ll drive safely.
Roberto
No, you don’t. I’m saying to let this go.
Meryl
I get it.
Roberto
Fine! Just remember that this is an undercover report.
Meryl
I get it!
Roberto
Pull out at the first sign of trouble, you hear?
Meryl
I get it!
Roberto
Do you really?
Roberto
Man, this is just the worst.
Child Of Blessing
Text
You must be Nicholas.
Text
You’ve passed the selection test.
Text
Congratulations, child of blessing.
Text
Test Subject HL1-06 Chemical Aptitude: S+
Flashback,Conrad
In addition to repairing any damage done to your body,
Flashback,Conrad
this drug rebuilds and strengthens your cells.
Flashback,Conrad
It can heal any wound.
Flashback,Conrad
Sounds like a dream, right?
Livio
Nico! Nico!
Orphans
Nico! Nico!
Flashback,Conrad
The accelerated growth comes at a price, but…
Flashback,Black suit A
He’s grown so much in just a few months.
Flashback,Black suit C
An unavoidable side effect.
Flashback,Black suit B
How terrible…
Flashback,Black suit C
What a monster.
Runner
Flashback,Black suit A
We’ve got a runner!
Flashback,Black suit A
Is that…
Flashback,Black suit A
Hey! Don’t move!
Flashback,Black suit B
Hold it!
Flashback,Black suit C
Stop!
Flashback,Conrad
What are you doing?!
Flashback,Conrad
Don’t hurt him! He’s a test subject!
Flashback,Conrad
How splendid…
Flashback,Wolfwood
I’m going back to the orphanage!
Legato Bluesummers
Flashback,Legato
How is he maintaining his own will?
Flashback,Legato
S+ boy…
Flashback,Legato
You have a gift.
Flashback,Legato
Starting today, you shall join the Eye of Michael.
Flashback,Legato
I’m sure you’ll like it. We worship a beautiful angel.
Flashback,Wolfwood
I don’t believe in any god.
Flashback,Legato
Punishment…
Flashback,Legato
You will eliminate all abnormalities in Master Knives’s noble plan.
Flashback,Legato
Rebels.
Flashback,Legato
Fugitives.
Flashback,Legato
Losers.
Flashback,Wolfwood
What a gross religion.
Flashback,Legato
I’m sure you’ll like it.
Flashback,Wolfwood
That’s a hard pass from me, idiot!
Flashback,Legato
This is your little brother, no?
Flashback,Wolfwood
Livio…
Flashback,Legato
I hear he volunteered himself to follow after you.
Flashback,Legato
What beautiful fraternal love.
Flashback,Legato
If you won’t join us, he says he’ll work for us instead.
Flashback,Legato
So what will it be?
Flashback,Wolfwood
Damn you and your freaky blue hair!
Flashback,Legato
Don’t talk about my hair.
Flashback,Legato
It’s futile. My power isn’t mere nerve control or electrical impulse.
Flashback,Wolfwood
Livio… R-Run!
Flashback,Legato
Love, attachment… I simply don’t get it.
Flashback,Legato
There’s no need for emotion.
Flashback,Legato
Sacrifice everything to devotion, body and spirit.
Flashback,Legato
Now come.
Flashback,Wolfwood
No way, you creepy blue freak!
Flashback,Conrad
Bluesummers!
Flashback,Legato
Oh. You’re here already.
Flashback,Conrad
Please be gentle with him.
Flashback,Legato
He’s just a stray.
Flashback,Conrad
He has S+ drug compatibility, the highest class.
Flashback,Legato
Oh, dear, I’m so sorry…
Flashback,Legato
Priest William.
Flashback,Conrad
You mustn’t defile life!
Flashback,Conrad
Forgive us, boy.
Flashback,Wolfwood
I’m sorry, Livio…
I Can’t Let You Two Kill Each Other!
Wolfwood
Please! Don’t make me kill you!
Soldier 6-C
There he is! Fire!
Soldier 6-C
Fire!
Soldier 6-D
He’s still alive? But how?
Wolfwood
Without the meds?
Vash
Who is that guy?!
Wolfwood
None of your business!
Wolfwood
Hurry and hide before he finds you.
Vash
Someone’s gonna get killed!
Wolfwood
You shouldn’t be worrying about other people!
Vash
You know him, don’t you?! You have to help him!
Wolfwood
It’s too late.
Wolfwood
Hey! Don’t go, Needle-noggin!
Vash
Stop this! It’s me you want, right?!
Livio
I have to catch up…
Soldier 6-E
Drop your weapons and surrender!
Vash
Listen, you soldiers need to run!
Soldier 6-F
Engaged on the lower deck.
Soldier 6-F
Need backup immediately.
Soldier 6-E
Put your hands up!
Wolfwood
Idiots should stand back!
Vash
Wolfwood?!
Wolfwood
I told you to stand back, Needle-noggin!
Wolfwood
I can’t let you two kill each other!
Trying To Protect Too Much
Zazie
The Punisher is in a bit of a bind, it seems!
Legato
It is indeed a tough choice.
Legato
If his brother dies, other children at the orphanage will be next…
Legato
until they find one with good drug compatibility.
Zazie
Humans have such bad taste.
Legato
He’s purely trying to protect too much.
Just Hide Already
Wolfwood
Damn it!
Wolfwood
Just hide already!
Vash
But—
Wolfwood
I’ll beat your ass myself!
Humpback PA
We are currently assessing the situation.
Humpback PA
Please follow the attendants’ instructions.
Humpback PA
Emergency deployment in progress.
Wolfwood
Hurry!
Accept Reality
Legato
There’s no need for emotion.
Legato
Love, attachment… I simply don’t get it.
Legato
Still can’t give up on your little brother?
Legato
Shouldn’t you just accept reality already?
The Bad Lads Gang
Wolfwood
The ship’s going off course?
Bad Lads
All that glitters is ours!
Bad Lads
The most gorgeous and terrifying bandits you’ll ever see!